I was hoping to make a long intelligent well thought out post today, based on NaBloPoMo’s month but instead I feel like death warmed over. I will not let this deter my goal of posting a blog entry every day this month, and probably save that for a day where I have more time and feel less sick. Instead I will share something that I found absolutely funny.
Before I get into the funny, It is important to know that I do not have a license. I am also a recent college graduate and I live at home. My mom and I got back from work (she works down the street from me) and she got the mail. She mentioned that there was a lot of mail for me. Since I just graduated I have loans to pay off, and being the first of the month I thought they were all bills.
The first piece of mail was form AT&T. It was a piece of junk mail telling me if I joined with their service they would give me two free phones. Despite the fact that I have a year left on the cell phone contract my parents payed for while I was in college and it doesn’t make sense to cancel myself for the extra year I wouldn’t need two phones. But that is normal junk mail and nothing I haven’t seen before.
Then I had an envelope with Liberty Mutual as the return address. I live in Massachusetts and thought this might be an offer for health insurance since it is required in the state and I did just graduate. It ended up being an offer for auto insurance. No one else in my house got one. Just me. Just the person without the license.
The last peice of mail I recived was a large envelope that said respond in 4 weeks on it. I was sure this was regarding the one loan I haven’t heard from yet. It was Liberty Mutual attempting to get me to purchase auto insureance from them again.
I just don’t understand why my parents didn’t get any mail like this and found it ironic that the one who doesn’t drive did.